Tuesday, January 18, 2011

conceiving anyone .

* sepatut kuar 8 am tp owner dia silap auto publish date ...so vengong .


Warning , entry nih panjang ....para ibu misti sonok baca tp kalau bujang2 tew maaf ek ....tp ley tambah knowledge per ...ai nih kan mak budak harus la share info cenggini ekekekk takkan la nak citer pasal mak lepak kat kedai mamak kat bukit bintang citer mak shoping sakan ibarat gaji sebulan 10k ...idak leeeer ai nih kan kelas makcik2 je muahahhaha tetibaaaa


Ps : Saya mengamal kan perancangan semula jadi tanpa IUD tanpa Implan n tanpa ubat ubatan . dan tahu kah anda kesuburan wanita akan menurun setelah berusia 35 thn ?

So agak agak dah ready kan ...sila la abai kan langkah2 pencegahan sebelum ini muahahha :) ( kiter hanya mampu merancang , Tuhan yg menentukan bukan )

Kenali Woman's Reproductive System

Semua pompuan kena tahu cam na kiter nya sistem ...general knowledge ok . ...sangat penting bagi kiter mengenali badan kiter and cam na ia berfungsi ( tetiba cam doc pakar sakit puan laks )

Vagina: This tube like structure connects your internal reproductive organs with your external genitalia. It ends at the cervix and is the point of entry for the penis during sex as well as the final passageway through which a baby exits when it is born.

Cervix: This part of your reproductive organs is situated between the vagina and uterus. It secretes mucus that can help or obstruct sperm from fertilizing an egg. The cervix is the opening that sperm must pass through in order to get to an egg. A baby must also go through the cervix as it exits the uterus and enters the vagina.

Uterus: Also known as the womb, the uterus is a muscular organ made up of three layers: the peritoneum (outer layer), myometrium (middle layer)and endometrium (inner lining). An egg that has been fertilized will implant itself into the endometrium lining and will continue to develop in the uterus throughout the pregnancy. - Baby duk kat dalam ni kay

Fallopian Tubes: The fallopian tubes extend off the upper sides of the uterus and lead up to the ovaries. They have 20 to 25 finger-like structures on their ends that hover just above the ovaries and work to collect the mature egg when it is released. It is in the fallopian tubes that fertilization of the egg will take place.- Laluan telo

Ovaries: Women usually have two ovaries, one on each side of the uterus. Ovaries are the storing house for your egg follicles; every month, one of these egg follicles will mature and release an egg into the fallopian tubes. The ovaries are also responsible for producing estrogen and progesterone, which are vital for proper reproductive function.- Kilang telo

- Taken from here

Waktu subur adalah hr ke 14 ...kira dari 1st day peyed kay

Ha pada member2 yg baru kawen ...John n Ieda , Ami n Lieza ...sila download ek ....akakkakakakka

First Steps to Fertility

Jika kowang nak meningkat kan kadar kesuburan ( dah bunyi cam nak berkebun laks ) ...langkah pertama adalah utk monitor n tahu bila kah time anda paling subur ...kadang ada org nak anak tapi acara menabur benih di laku kan pada waktu telor tak kuar so jadi susah nak conceive.

Tapi cam mak yg peyed lintang pukang ke laut ...susah nak monitor plus ari tew doc kasik Mercilon utk regulate kan peyed ...mak dah stop kay sebab tak biasa makan ubat tew .

So track bila waktu anda subur . Moon nak share 1 software nih ...dulu moon ada download 1 software tp pas format lappy terus ilang ....the ai carik2 terjumpa hok nih

Download MommyMaker HERE . Extract kan .exe tew ya ...id n password ada di sediakan ...mana nampak tang Love besar2 tew sila la suh anak anak tido awal kay .

Ada banyak lagi Menstural n Ovulation Calendar HERE

Sexual Positions
( Mak ngak translate nih kang bebudah bawah umor baca ....hahahha mak segan )

If you are having difficulty becoming pregnant, you and your partner may want to experiment with different conception positions during intercourse. In order to become pregnant, your partner must deposit his sperm as close as possible to your cervix. Certain positions will allow this to happen more easily. Avoid having sex while standing, sitting, or with you on top, as this can cause semen to leak out of your body. Instead, try the missionary position, which allows for deeper penetration. Rear entry intercourse is also effective, as it allows your partner to deposit semen closer to your cervix. To keep any extra semen from leaking out of you, try elevating your hips for fifteen minutes or so after your have sex.

Ai pernah baca ...sperm yg XY ( boy ) adalah lebih lemah so kalau nak bb boy sila "deposit" kan sperm tew dalam dalam ....so dia berenang2 sket je terus ley cantom ngan telo ...tapi sapa nak anak pompuan tak yah la " deposit " sedalam dalam nya ...tak tahu la betol ke idak kan

Eating Right
Pemakan pun memainkan peranan yg besar . Pemakanan yg seimbang dapat menormal kan hormon hormon dalam badan dan dpt membantu menyubur kan apa yg patut di suburkan ekekke .

Tambah kan vitamin2 nih . Try to include:

  • Vitamin C and Antioxidants: these vitamins prevent sperm defects and boost sperm motility. They also reduce stress on your eggs and reproductive organs. - kena beli vitamin C pastuh kena makan la pati beri ke apa yg kaya antioksida
  • Zinc: zinc deficiencies have been linked with reduced testosterone and semen levels.
  • Calcium and Vitamin D: A daily, therapeutic dose of these nutrients have been shown to help increase male fertility.
10 Jenis Bahan Makanan Penting:

• Alpukat, mengandung vitamin C dan asam folat.
• Daging sapi dan daging kambing, mengandung zat besi dan vitamin B12.
Buckwheat.
• Kol dan keluarga kol, sumber asam folat.
• Wortel, sumber vitamin A.
• Kiwi, sumber vitamin C dan vitamin E.
• Ikan , sarden, makarel, salmon- sumber omega-3.
• Telur dan unggas, sumber protein. - ungas tew serangga ke burung?
• Biji labu kuning, sumber vitamin E dan seng.
• Kedelai dan hasilnya, sumber fitoestrogen. - Kena tanya bibik nih kedelai tew apa
- Tetiba kan ...amik dr blog Indonesia terus bahasa Indon gitew

Lebih kan makan BAYAM dan Tauge (
Tauge adalah sumber vitamin E yang merupakan antioksidan)

Kurang kan pengambilan

  • Alcohol- hish nih haram nih
  • Caffeine: caffeine, found in coffee, teas, cola, and chocolate - no more coffee ...sila minum susu je pas nih ..


Exercise
Lemak dalam badan yg berlebihan akan menaikkan kadar hormomn estrogen dalam badan and akan throwing the female fertility cycle out of balance . Senaman dapat membakar lemak lemak yg berlebihan akan dapat membantu agar kadar hormon tew berada pada paras yg normal - Thanks ya pak sutan sebab belikan ai kasut sukan baru ...ada makna tewwwww


Memilih Jantina Baby

A little point to make...

  • Spermatozoa that carry the Y chromosome (required for a boy) get to the target very quickly, but they are less resistant.

  • Spermatozoa that carry the X chromosome (required for a girl) are slower, but are much more resistant.

  • (Question: does this reflect in men & women in general?)

Therefore:

  • If you have sexual intercourse a little before ovulation, you have higher chances of having a girl XX.

  • If you have sexual intercourse at the same time as ovulation then you have higher chances of having a boy XY.

Sperm utk bb girl - Sperm ni bergerak perlahan ...pompuan la kata kan ....tapi walau pun dia slow tp dia lagi tahan lama ..

And to get a girl, according to Dr Shettles, you should:

  • Sila toin toin 2 atau 3 hari sebelum hr subur so XY akan mati dulu and XX je tinggal . So kebarangkalian utk dpt anak pompuan tinggi ....and memandang kan XX nih lagi tahan lasak maka dia org ley la sampai ke telo kan
  • Have intercourse with shallow penetration, which gives the slower but longer-living XX sperm the advantage. Jgn deposit dalam dalam kay .............so yg sperm XY nih mana larat kan so dia akan terkorban dulu meninggal kan para sper XX utk terus kan perjalanan
  • Avoid orgasm, if you’re the female partner, to keep the vaginal environment slightly acidic and friendlier to the XX sperm....sila toin toin utk penaburan benih sahaja but kalau dapat is additional bonus la kan
If you desire a boy, according to Dr. Shettles, you should:
  • Toin toin time dkt ngan ovulation . The idea behind this is that since the XY sperm are faster, they’re more likely to reach and fertilize the egg first.
  • Have intercourse in a position that allows the deepest penetration possible, such as rear entry or “doggy-style.” This is because with deep penetration, the sperm will be deposited closest to the cervix where the environment is more “XY-friendly” and the XY sperm will have less distance to travel.
  • Abstain from intercourse for four to five days before ovulation, and then only do it on the day of ovulation.
  • Make sure the female partner has an orgasm to increase the XY-favorable alkaline secretions in the vagina.
  • Avoid heat and tight clothing in the testicular area; these things will kill off the less hardy XY sperm faster.

Jangka Hayat Sperm


Bila dah masuk dalam tiub falopio 5 hari

Makna nya dia ley stay dalam pompuan in advance 5 hr and still ley idop sehingga la telor kuar ..tp kalau lama mana yg lagi tahan ? Yerrrrr sperm utk anak pompuan . Si XX

Telor yg tak di senyawakan hanya ley idop 24 jam sahaja

In the vagina, they die in only a few hours.

In the open air, they die rapidly.



Doc Kimm ....tlg tambah kan lagi ya apa yg patut ya ...biar Dokter yg bertauliah bg nasihat akakkakakakak

Tetiba YM mak ter pop up ..." moon nko nak ngandung ke " wah so pantas kilattttttttttt ....insyaallah jikalau tiada aral melintang n menegak ley terai utk sorang lagi ...kasik Isk ngan Yaya adik sowang ..jikalau ada rezeki n di izinkan oleh NYA

So akak akak sekaliannnnnnnnnnnn ...ini usaha tak boley bertepuk sebelah tangan . Talk to your partner about this ....best of luck wink wink

dah gaya cam org buat assignment science dah nihhhhh

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Monday, January 17, 2011

Share citer2 best je

Masa moon wat entry nih ada sorang komen kata pasti ramai wanita yg jeles bila u tulis cam nih
...and maybe she's right kan ...

But for me , i rather share benda yg bagus2 , yg manis2 je rather than benda yg tak elok n yg menaikkan rasa marah kan ....sebab kenang kan benda yg manis adalah lagi mendamai kan dari kenang benda yg tak elok ....kalau pengalaman kiter yg best dpt membantu org apa salahnya

Laki bini memang la ada gaduh kan but cam na cara anda atasi kegaduhan itew ( muahhaha bahasa budak yg BM nya 1) dont take things so seriously . Kalau tak perlu panjang kan cerita jgn panjang kan kecuali ada benda yg patut .

Tek perlu la nak citer kat org ...laki ai cam ni cam tew ...plus tulis kat belog kan ...kutuk2 pastuh balik kena layan jugaks kan ...so mana yg ley simpan kat diri sendiri baik simpan ...

Lelaki ada ego dia yg sendiri ...pompuan lak ego ke lain plak kan ...so campor tolak darab bahagi kesimpulan nya sama je dedua ...kiter tak perfect dia pun tak perfect ....and we perfect kan each other .

Dulu memula kawen , bila dia pandang pom lain ai marah ....yer la kan bini kat sebelah apasal sebuk tgk org lain ....welll sekarang ai tell u ai plak tunjuk ....Tan ( Au ai panggil laki ai manja manja sebagai Tan Tin Tun ) tew tgk cun nye ....seksi nyer makwer tew ...yer nak jamu mata jgn jamu sensorang ....masa dulu siap kena sound ( ai takkan panggil tew sebagai marah) Miera ( laki ai je panggil ai Miera ...kenapa nanti la ai story ) bukan nya saya ley g ngorat dia ...bukannya ley dapat apa la jeles tak bertempat ....ha padan muka . But org kata cemburu tanda nya sayang kan kan kan

Ada org gaduh tew syok ...n cam rutin ...its ok kalau tew membahagia kan kowang go ahead . Kalau korang suka ala alal brutal rock kapak to each other pun go ahead ...lain org lain cara nya bukan . ..kalau kowang nih ala ala romantik lastik fantastic pun tak pa ....yg penting cam na kowang enjoy kehidupan berkahwin kowang .

Selamat berkasih sayang semer ..................btw blog nih ada auditor tau ...laki mak la yg slalu tapis ...kalau ada entry yg cam kutuk2 org laju je dia kasik lampu merah tak pun ..." tak elok la awak tulis cam tew kalau remove kan bagus jugaks " see sangat menjaga ayat sebab takut hati bini yg cam tau fu fa nih retak kan ....lembut je bgtau ...baik la lalink ai kuar kan . Biasala kan kadang kiter ter emo naip je laju2 ...kadang tak der niat pun kan kan kan .

btw nih entry tak der idea...hua hua huaaaaa

Benda lawak yg di kenang sampai skrg

Pak Sutan nih lawak ...dri masa kapel2 sampai la la nih ...smalam sembang2 ngan adik ipar then terkuar la citer2 lawak nih ...moon punya la gelak sampai nanges2 ....hahahha sebab mmg lawak pun ...nih antara few yg masih segar bugar dalam ingatan ...chewah

Thn 2001 / 2002
Suatu petang lepas habis kelas ....Sutan pun anta la Moon balik ke hostel pompuan . Biasala kan tgh mabuks bercinta hostel dekat tew pun nak teman kan ...biasa la bebudak . Pastu lepak la dulu kat tepi longkang tepi jalan tew sembang2 pastu sutan pun wat la letak tangan kan mulut moon kan kenkonon kiter nak geget la kan ...bila kiter pusing dia lari kan tangan ...cukup 2 kali tak kena la kan ...
masuk kali ke 3 ...ngappppp aku geget ranting kayu ...vleyyyyyyyy romantik kan kita org . Adu sutan nko kasik awek makan kayu tervaek ....kuat lak tew aku geget siap bunyi krappp ...ingat jari dia la kan ...dah la annoying kan 2 kali wat acah2 gitew ...so merasa la cik moon makan ranting tepi jalan yg ntah ntah telah di gongong anjing ke hapa atau di pijak berpuluh2 umah manusia ...timer kasih sutan ....hahahhahah .....last last 2 2 tergelak cam nak fengsan kat sitew ...

Thn 2005 masa pregnant kan Isk
Moon ada habit suka sangat pakai t shirt yg ala ala ley buat pengelap kaki ...ada 1 t shirt nih best wo siap lembek2 pakai pun cam sejuk jeeeeeeee...
gamba google

So mak buyung pada suatu malam pakai la tshirt pengelap kaki nya duk basuh pinggan ....skalik dtg pak sutan

Sutan : Eh awak pakai lagi baju nih punya la banyak baju
Me : Kiter suka laaaaaa..

Sutan : Siap ada lubang dah kat bahu nih ..
Me : Yer ke ....

Sutan : Betul ( sambil cucuk kan jari dia kat lubang baju )


Then prapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Dia koyak kan baju akuuuuuuuu ....terus cam terkejut ...cam keganasan rumah tangga plak rasanya ...me terus nenges ...biasalah kan tgh preggy ala ala emo roller coster bas mini gitew kan .....waaaaaa ai nanges ( bila kenang blk budus nya rasa ) dah la kuyak banyak sampai ke muntut kayyyyyy

Sutan gelabah giler ...terus lari amik baju lain n terus amik baju yg kuyak tew gie jahit balik ....jahit balik hokeyyyyyyyyyy hahhahhahah cuak betol dia tak pun rasa bersalah yg amat sangat ......n jahitan yg tak sekata n tak lawa berbenang hitam tew sangat kiut hahahhahha

Sia sia je usaha dia menjahit sebab akhirnya baju tew jadi pengelap kaki jua ....

Sila jgn kuyak baju bini anda yaaaaaaaaaaa

2006

Makan bersuap punya pasal ....best kan org suap kan makan ...tak pun dah makan tp nampak org makan lagi nak jugaks rasa semulut .

Kacang tauchu - gamba dr tuan blog winavscilipadi - ai google2

So dalam kumpulan kacang2 tew adalah perangkap maut that is cili padi hijoooooooooo nasib la kan tetiba tergeget terus kuar air mata kepedasan yg best ...per ....

So Sutan suap la semulut sebab mini dia nak kan ...semulut ermmm dap plak ....2nd suapan tetiba mak cam terbakar sebab ada 1 cili padi besar kat dalam tew ...me terus lari minum air cam terbakar mulut kayyyyyyyy baik punya pepap ....sutan vley je dia gelak terguling2 kat sitew ....eiiii see sangat romantik kan kita org ....

hua hau hua ...apa citer kowang laki bini yg bunyi cam bodoh2 tapi bila di kenang kan lawak pun ada ....share la ngan ai tak der la ai rasa cam kita org nih je spesis yg hampir pupus ...mana tahu kowang main kentut2 ke hahahhaha
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